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Never trust a man with four lips! All you'll get is double talk! |
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2
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Mork, that's the last time I use your tailor! |
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3
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My favorite dessert... porcelain! |
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4
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You're in good hands with Ork State! |
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5
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Sorry about last night -- I made a real crimluck out of myself! |
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6
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No, Mork - A double date doesn't mean going out with a two-headed Venusian! |
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7
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Mindy I'd like to take you to a restaurant with lots of atmosphere, nitrogen! |
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Be it ever so humble there's no place like Ork! |
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9
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Mindy, have you heard from Trash Gordon lately? |
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10
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Somebody just sold me Mt. Rushmore.. If I can buy the Grand Canyon I'll have somewhere to put it! |
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11
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Nice outfit... But does it come with two pairs of pants? |
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12
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Whenever I see a car engine I'm reminded of home cooking! |
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13
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Mindy, I had thousands of things to eat for lunch! |
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14
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I always thought aliens were green and scaly! |
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15
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I come from a distant planet! |
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16
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Mork - You're a man of few words-- All of them weird! |
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17
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Shazbot! I'm at the end of my rope! |
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18
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Okay, Lefty, the breakout's set for tonight! |
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19
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Get out of your shells.. Meet people.. Tell a few yokes! |
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20
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I just played the juke box -- And it won! |
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21
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No more furniture moving today! I've got a cramp in my finger! |
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22
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My arms fell asleep! Quick... Dip them in coffee! |
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23
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I tell you, Sylvia.. We can't go on meeting like this! |
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24
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🎵 You light up my splurg..🎵 |
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25
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Mork acts more and more human every day! |
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26
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Mork's in the bathroom! He's taking a meteor shower! |
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27
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I know you're watching the T.V.-- But I wish you'd turn it on! |
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28
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I feel like having dessert! How about a bologna sundae! |
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29
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Some of my best friends are sandwiches! |
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30
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Mork's a responsible guy... Responsible for lots of trouble! |
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31
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Mork is the cutest space creature I've ever met! |
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32
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Daddy, how can you possibly wear such a silly outfit?! |
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33
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I never met a spaceman I didn't like! |
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34
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I asked Mork to take out the garbage.. He took it to the movie! |
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35
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Mork, you're really smart! |
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36
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You're a U.F.O. Mork... Unbelievably Far Out! |
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37
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I tried to report to Orson... But he kept me on hold! |
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38
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Mork-- A blind date does not mean going out in dark glasses! |
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39
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Bring me a tennis racket-- I must toss the salad! |
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40
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I wish my daughter would find a boyfriend who's more down to earth! |
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41
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Greetings, my main Munchkin! |
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42
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Mindy you're the nicest lower life form I've ever met! |
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43
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Greetings Earthling, take me to your leader! |
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44
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Cora, would you call me old-fashioned?? |
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45
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I think I've just had a close encounter of the nerd kind! |
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46
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Hey, this is Mork's diary! |
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47
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Na no, na no.. Err... I mean "hello"! |
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48
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Mork, did you take a shower last night? |
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49
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Do you like your air fried or hard boiled? |
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50
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Poor fellow - I'm afraid he's lost his head! |
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51
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Hi there, Plasma! Where it's at! Onk! Onk! |
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52
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I wish they'd develop a vaccine for "Disco Fever"! |
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53
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It's the only way to travel! |
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54
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You can't live in the attic... It's dirty and full of bugs! |
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55
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Zabah... Next time I travel first class! |
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56
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That's some pair of antennae - Do you get good reception? |
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57
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Smile, Daddy, you're on Candid Hologram! |
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58
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Boy, was I ever Bezurd last night! |
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59
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I've caught a cold! Quick... Get a jar to put it in! |
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60
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This can has decided to have me recycled! |
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61
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Shazbot! Those Nimnuls forgot my luggage! |
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62
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No, I will not accept a call from the Planet Ork! |
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63
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Mork - That's not an elevator... It's a washing machine! |
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64
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Hold the mayo, quick! |
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65
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They must have sent you to finishing school... I can still smell the varnish! |
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66
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I can't stand this violence on TV! I'll never watch Saturday morning cartoons again! |
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Boy, they sure have ugly girls on this planet! |
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It's enough to drive a man ork-faced! |
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69
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I've developed a new slant on life! |
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I'm looking forward to a certain letter! |
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Hmm.. Reminds me of a girl I once dated on Venus! |
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72
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If this is soap opera, Mindy, where are the singing detergents? |
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73
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Take two eggs.. Add a scoop of ice cream and a light bulb... |
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74
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Mindy, I just broke a promise... Where's the nearest repair shop? |
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75
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I've got a new boyfriend, Dad! |
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76
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I've discovered a cure for hiccups--- Unfortunately it's fatal! |
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77
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Is Mork in trouble? |
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78
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Eugene, here's that slice of pizza you were looking for! |
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79
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Long distance? Give me the Planet Neptune! |
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Ahhh, peppermint nail polish... My favorite! |
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81
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The moon is full tonight-- It just burped! |
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It's all right, Mork-- To err is human! |
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83
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Isn't that a strange way to sleep? |
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My first day on the job was difficult! |
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85
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Mork are you a registered alien? |
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86
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Mork you can count on me! |
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87
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I think I'm going to be sick... I've just seen an egg beaten to death! |
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88
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What's a nice sausage like you doing in a sandwich like this? |
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89
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Nice girl... But she's suffering from termites! |
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90
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Mork does your spacesuit need ironing? |
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91
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Have a seat, Mork! |
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92
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It's what the well dressed Orkan is wearing! |
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93
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These cups are a little dirty! |
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94
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Are you okay? |
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Mork, I'm losing my mind! |
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96
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Look, an 8-armed Namzal-- But they only live on Ork! |
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Ah, a fleet of fellow space travelers! Welcome, little Nimnuls! |
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Freddie just became "Wiener of the Year"! |
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99
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Mork, you're really far out! |
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